Why don't you love me?! And other serious questions.
HEY Mrs. Vestal, I thought I'd test out your theory on there's no such thing as a stupid question. Here's what I've been holding up since 2nd grade.
WHY DID CARL LEAVE ME?
What evil maniac decided cheese should have calories?
What did I ever do to Nicolas Sparks (re: hours of crying over The Notebook, etc.)
What's the world record of how many times someone's watched 'When Harry Met Sally?
What is Seth Cohen's address?
-Seth Cohen is a fictional character?!!!!???
Why don't I get paid a bajillion dollars an hour!? I am an invaluable employee, yes?!
WHY DOES HARRY POTTER HAVE TO END??
Why don't I fall asleep to Phil Collins singing me to sing and awake to Frank Sinatra serenading me?
How long is it okay to go without mopping your floors?
How many times is it normal to cry in one day?
Why do people always ask me if I'm drunk when I'm dancing sober?!
-Are they jealous of my skill?
-Is it normal for a white girl to have these dance moves?
-Are people laughing at me or with me?!
Someone just told me bread is bad for you, IS THIS FOR REAL?!
Is robbing a bank that hard?
How long is too long to have not moved from my couch?
Is my cheese addiction covered by my health insurance?
So like, Noah and Allie wake up after The Notebook ends right?! Oh dear God, RIGHT?!?
How do I become a Zoom kid?
Is Ron Swanson single?
If Katie Morosky and Hubbell Gardner can't make it then whats the point?!
Who do I need to talk to to be one of the kids on the Cinnamon Life cereal boxes?
Can you live off muffins while still being somewhat healthy?
Will Snooki ever find love?!
HOW IS IKEA?!
Did I hit my peak at 6 years old?!
Hope everyone's day is simply wonderful and most absolutely delightful!
hahaha. great start to my morning. too funny!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Seth Cohen a fictional character? Because I really wish he was real!
ReplyDeletei always get asked if i'm drunk while dancing. i am not, thankyouverymuch.
ReplyDeletehave a great monday!
You have questions... and I demand answers! We need to get these figured out, especially the Harry Potter dilemma...
ReplyDeleteBwahaha, these are the greatest questions ever!
ReplyDeleteps, you got any good vegan cupcake recipes? I'm on the prrroowwwl!
hahahhahaa girl you are so asking the most important questions of the universe. but i do know the answer to one of these:
ReplyDeletewhat is the world record for watching when harry met sally? THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THAT I HAVE SEEN WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. plain and simple. i can basically mouth the words to the movie when i'm in another room.
and omg. I AM STILL HOLDING OUT FOR BEING A ZOOM KID. still. i have too many good recipes and fanny doolee riddles to give up on this dream! let's do it, okay?!