A Compilation of Cheese

Sometimes I take a break from eating cheese and I tweet about cheese. So I present you with Cheese Tweets: Greatest Hits Vol. 1. (aka I talk about cheese too much)


One time sharp cheddar cheese and Blue Bell ice cream were on sale at the grocery store so don't you dare tell me dreams don't come true.

If you look like Zach Galifankis and are carrying cheese then I already booked our flight for our Las Vegas wedding.

WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH A PLATE OF CHEESEY GRITS!

Wondering what kind of monster you have to be to refuse cheese on your sandwich.

Sorry I've been so serious on Twitter recently, guys. Just found out that cheese has calories and I've been taking it really hard.

I could never date a guy who didn't love cheese. Or was an axe murderer.

If Gayle is Oprah's muse then cheese is my Gayle.

If you turn down freshly grated parmesan cheese on your dish at a restaurant we probably have nothing in common.

Goat cheese is my spirit animal.

I'm one grilled cheese sandwich away from being the person I want to be.

Its totally normal to send my cheese guy at Whole Foods a 'Happy Memorial Day' e-card, right?

The fact that Jennifer Aniston is still single is the reason why I gave my heart to my Williams Sonoma cheese grater.

Show me a person who doesn't like cheese and I'll tell you about the story where Bambi's mom lives.... #DOESNTEXSIST

Do you think people will notice the block of cheese sticking out of my dress pocket?

At the cheese section in the grocery store I always give a courtesy nod to the others there like a silent "Me too bro, me too."

"Only for you, Cheese. Only for you." -Me on a daily basis.

Recording my voicemail message. I ended up w/"busy eating cheese" but "if you are not Ryan Gosling never call this # again" was a close 2nd.

One day I'll be a real housewife of whatever city I'm in and I won't be able to watch Bachelor Pad and eat a cheese log whenever I want

I'm not emotionally prepared to be finished with this goat cheese and cherries ice cream cone.

Falling asleep to The Best of Frank Sinatra on vinyl is something I really can't explain but its basically like cheesey fries.

Its so nice of them to put little carrots in broccoli cheese soup. This false sense of healthiness is empowering.

If I invented the game Clue, I would have made this blueberry goat cheese log one of the murder weapons. Its killing me with deliciousness.


Hope your day includes a cheese-powdered treat of some sorts.. colby jack Cheez-its I'M LOOKING AT YOU!