dear future mr. chelsea,
i hope you like to clean. because i loathe it.
i'd rather sleep on top of my clothes than put them all away before i go to bed. and dishes stay in the kitchen sink longer than i'd like to admit {no really its embarrassing} and when i finally motivate myself to do the dishes, they then stay in the dishwasher and i pull from it when needed. {june cleaver would be so proud}
i know both our jobs will be us doing what we love, therefore we'll be broke. and i don't mind that. but we won't be able to hire a maid. which leads me back to the main point... i hope you like to clean. {or at the least i hope you have magical powers that make me want to clean. and as long as we're talking magical powers, i'd like to be able to fly too...}
so we got a deal? i'll bake and you clean?
okay cool.
signed,
less martha stewart, more lucille ball










