hey it's okay..

if you recently bought some new bangs and in the windy month of march they want to split right down the center when you're outside.

if you skip cleaning your room and watch a most epic episode of lost.

{oh hello dreamy long haired richard riding a horse.}

to have cereal for dinner. way too often.

to then wake up and eat a sandwich.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

to still have eating habits like a kid.

{but then realize you're not so there is no one there to yell at you for counting twizzlers as a fruit!}

to love a cartoon fox.

{kristofferson you're my hero.}

"You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I- I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock."

"Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed! I'll just uh... I'll crawl under the bookcase! Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?"

when you are walking to class walk about a foot behind someone because they smell nice and you didn't have time to take a shower after the gym...

whomp. whomp.

to watch tool academy and consider yourself cultured.

when during a power outage crisis... abandon all responsibilities and go to bed early.

to carry a hankey in your pocket like your grandfather because you are that sick.

"is that a... ew."

and a cough cough cough on you!

if you loose your remote, tape 3 pens together and call it a remote.

a ridiculous tacky remote.

3 cheers for epic laziness!

to follow jill zarin on twitter.

and rainn wilson, and conan.. gotta love those celebrity tweets.

to not only not have matching socks but have holes in your socks.

{time to do laundry anyone?!}

{time to go shopping anyone?!}

to watch up from the 100th time.

"My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you."

"Perhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL!"

if you're having a dance party by yourself and your roommate walks in on you. true story.

to seriously be upset at yourself for missing free pastry day at starbucks.

{i'm usually on top of these things!}

to drink a route 44 diet coke after a run and consider about writing shape magazine to let them in on a new healthy tip. {water who? h20 whhat?}

to question why you ever let your forehead show in the first place.

sometimes i need to reassure myself on things i do. tada.