Monday, March 28, 2011

If You Were Here.

so while we were away I turned a year older.
yes, the rumors are true. no longer can I blast blink 182 while wearing my nirvana shirt and simultaneously complaining about how my parents suck. yup... I'm 20!
NO MORE TEEN ANGST!?
I mean really, I don't wanna talk about it... no more SNACKXXXXS after sch00l?! no more yelling about chores and auditioning for DANCE TV! tis rough, knowing you can never be qualified as a "teen" again. but it is fun quoting teens... you know on the bookface and when they twat. what the hell... I'm one bad pair of ultra white keds away from being a senior citizen**... can't wait for that movie ticket DISCOUNT!


I don't care what you say. growing older doesn't mean less presents, smaller portions, or no cheesecake at all. special screening of 'Paul'... you got it. {even if i do spill the entire bucket of popcorn on the stranger next to me....} oxford shoes {done}, floral skirts and polka dotted shirts! {CHECK!} spoiled rotten on my bdayzzz.. who am I!? a real housewife?! go 'head and give me my overpriced trashy bedazzled watch!


Ended the birthday celebration with The Graduate, Sixteen Candles, best friends, lemon bars, cheesecake, and Simon&Garfunkel. March 4th... what a freaking glorious day. And not just because it was my b-day yo. but because I felt so much love from all my friends and family that my heart nearly exploded... okay because it was my birthday. but ADMIT IT... MARCH 4TH IS THE GREATEST DAY EVAAA!

If You Were Here-Thompson Twins
{scene where Jake Ryan pulls up. did I slay your heart yet?!}

**I'm a 20 yr. old in 60 yr. old body.
except I can still run on the treadmill.
{But only when I'm watching Food network while I do it... so you decide my "real" age...}

21 comments:

  1. LOL happy birthday! hilarious post, as usual :) I am an almost 61 year old in an almost 21 year old body - case in point: I don't plan on PAAAARRRTYYIIINNNGGG hard on my 21st...too tiring! Sigh. Anyways, you totally went to the Cheesecake Factory, AM I RIGHT?! I could recognize those seats anywhere!

    creeeepy!!

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  2. Happy Birthday lady! 20 is a great age. Enjoy! xx

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  3. twenty is good times. happy birthday chels!

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  4. i'm so glad you had a great birthday! you deserve it. i love your blog, enjoy being 20! i just turned 21 february 1st but it seems you had a better party haha

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  5. girl, you're telling me. BEING TWENTY IS WHERE IT'S AT! we can watch jeopardy! at 7:30 and then fall asleep on the couch with our muumuus on AND still go out and partay. best of both worlds. until we need our hip replacements, that is.

    whatevz. i'm getting a bedazzled knee replacement when mine goes out. let's get matching ones, ya dig?

    xoxo happy belated birthday my fellow new twenty something! sending a virtual prune-filled cupcake your way!

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  6. Wee! 20 is a piece of cake...like..really good cake! Happy Birthday beautypie!

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  7. Happy BDay!! And my heart is totally melting...love Sixteen Candles!

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  8. Too cute! Happy birthday! :D

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  9. Happy Birthday!!! Yea for cheesecake and Simon and Garfunkle!!!

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  10. Happy Birthday doll!!! Geeeez you are sooo young, but soo adorable!! :)

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  11. Happy Birthday chickadeee!!! Glad the day was stupendorific!
    Ps-giveaway over at my blog!

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  12. Happy birthday, girl!! Welcome to the 20s! :)

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  13. Happy Birthdaaaaaaay. I love celebrating them! This looks like a fabulous night! :)

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  14. Well happy birthday!

    Meh, I'm a 24 year old in a 60 year old's body but every year I realize I am getting closer and close to 60.

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  15. happy to hear you had a beautiful birthday! welcome to your 20's!

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  16. Happy happy birthday lady!

    I want to see a pic of those sweet new oxfords!

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  17. SOunds like you had a good one. Happy belated birthday.

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  18. LORD HAVE MERCY ON US. remember that time i was legit concerned for your well being because you stopped posted (your laptop was broken, no worries)? oh yeah I DO.

    i'm glad we're real life friends. let's be better bloggers and make crafts and bake and take over the world. cool? cool.

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  19. happy belated birthday! it sounds like you had an amazing time :) you seem so fun! i love the photo of all the cakes, too.

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  20. happy belated birthday (ok by A LOT).

    WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?!? I've seriously been slightly down without any posts from you showing up in my feed!! please come back and fill my life with beautiful and whacky posts!!

    sincerely, beckyyyyy

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