reverse letters.

REVERSE, REVERSE. think bop-it circa 1990s... now say it with me, REVERSE R-RREVERSE. it appears as if somethings {and even some people} have something to say to ME. {i was honored to say the least.} so here are my reverse letters as always inspired by the little letters of rockstar diaries.

dear chelsea,

whilst we love you {and we know you love us} it might be time to take a trial separation.

sadly signed baked goodies everywhere

dear chelsea,

don't listen to them ^

always, your taste buds

dear chelsea,

i know i only play music out of one headphone and my battery lasts about as long as abc's the bachelor love lasts... but don't give up on me yet.

holding on, your FIRST generation, nice and thick, nano ipod

dear chelsea,

your other jackets are getting jealous. switch it up a tad perhaps, yes?

lovingly your most favorite leather jacket

dear chelsea,

its true i can't wait to see you at my concert. in my dreams i'm just playing for you. call me.

love, sufjan stevens

dear chelsea,

hmm.. it appears as if i have some competition.

forever yours, michael buble

dear chelsea,

you may "pedal" but you sure as hell don't "pump." face the facts that you just might possibly have weak arms for life. sincerely, the pedal and pump class that you failed miserably at and should never try again.

dear chelsea,

SAVE ME.

-money

dear chelsea,

SPEND ME.

-money

dear chelsea,

yes we specifically planned the premiere of real housewives of new york for you. happy birthday!

best wishes, bravo

dear chelsea,

be fearless.

i was.

signed oscar wilde

dear chelsea,

don't bother trying to figure lost out. we are ending the series as gary busey waking up from a dream. {and we're all most likely on drugs}

signed the lost writers

dear chelsea,

you are so embarrassing.

signed chelsea