HOLY CATFISH!

what happens when my sisters and i go fishing?

complete and utter chaos. that's what.

to say we weren't expecting such a giant and ugly fish is the understatement of the year. and we might of freaked out a teeeeny tinnnnny bit. {where were all the men during this?! thats what i want to know!}

on a sidenote, i don't think i've ever said the phrase "oh my gosh" more in my life. maybe i'll stop. also we didn't end up keeping any of the fish we got. we untangled them and threw them back into the ocean to swim free! {is it obvious that we are a family of vegetarians?!}

hope your day is filled with laughs!

p.s. no animals were harmed in the filming of this video.

p.p.s. but we're still sorry peta.

calling all talent agents: single file please!

you know how some people have those incredible hidden talents. like all the sudden busting a move and breakdancing on their head. or wiggling their ears. or being able to take their arm around their back and then loop it around their leg ten times while doing jumping jacks. my grandfather used to do this trick when i was a kid where he would take out his teeth and freak us out. i loved it! {of course at the time i didn't realize they were fake. i just thought it was magic!} and i wish i could do something insane like that. but alas all my teeth are still in place {which you think would be a good thing!} my hidden talent may not be as awesome as those but its all i got. {and gosh darnit i'll take what i can get!}

with out further ado...

america's got talent here i come!

"'i'm stuck in a suitcase and i can't get out!"

tada!

i'll settle on this "talent" for now while i anxiously wait for mtv to finally accept my audition for made to be transformed to hip hopping break dancing diva. {or a snowboarding pro taught by shaun white of course! i'm thinking mtv is down with me choosing my teacher!}

what's your hidden talent!?

{surely a thousand times better than mine!}

i have a confession to make.

sometimes late at night {after one too many teas, and a little too much dark chocolate} i get all hyped up and can't go to sleep. next thing i know its 4am and i'm watching music videos on tv {? i know.} and thats how i came to the realization of this confession. {james blunt will surely write a depressing song based on this. and Beethoven and Mozart are most likely rolling in their grave laughing at what music has come to.}

{disclaimer: usually my music taste doesn't resemble that of a 12 year old girl, but sometimes a song or two will slip through the cracks of the fortress that is my music.}

and thats the story of how i completely embarrass myself on a daily basis. i'm off to turn myself in for lusting after someone who i can only guess doesn't even have his permit.

{no, i wasn't listening to this song on repeat whilst typing this post. yes i was. i'm a monster. i account for half the 30,000,000 views on youtube.}

I've never been able to WHISTLE {with two fingers} and now i can!

it's that cool cat move that i've tried countless times and failed gloriously. i finally came to the conclusion that to be able to whistle with two fingers you must be either a 35+ slightly balding father at his kids soccer game or a champion dog sledder who commands his pack of Siberian Huskies with a simple whistle. {mush. mush. left! mush.}

i imagine effortlessly hailing a cab with a simple whistle. and cheering on my favorite sports team {?? does shaun white count?} and most importantly, when i'm working on a consruction site and this stud walks along i can let him know how i feel {oh wait...}

basically i turned to youtube to learn how to master the whistle. and the only way to document this really is through video {ahh!} i practiced all week.. and got the hang of it! its tricky and comes and goes so bare with me... oh and it's completely embarrassing. watch as i struggle and ultimately conquer!

p.s. it also can double as me being a walrus! {two birds. one stone.} thanks sara!