calling all talent agents: single file please!

you know how some people have those incredible hidden talents. like all the sudden busting a move and breakdancing on their head. or wiggling their ears. or being able to take their arm around their back and then loop it around their leg ten times while doing jumping jacks. my grandfather used to do this trick when i was a kid where he would take out his teeth and freak us out. i loved it! {of course at the time i didn't realize they were fake. i just thought it was magic!} and i wish i could do something insane like that. but alas all my teeth are still in place {which you think would be a good thing!} my hidden talent may not be as awesome as those but its all i got. {and gosh darnit i'll take what i can get!}

with out further ado...

america's got talent here i come!

"'i'm stuck in a suitcase and i can't get out!"

tada!

i'll settle on this "talent" for now while i anxiously wait for mtv to finally accept my audition for made to be transformed to hip hopping break dancing diva. {or a snowboarding pro taught by shaun white of course! i'm thinking mtv is down with me choosing my teacher!}

what's your hidden talent!?

{surely a thousand times better than mine!}