hey hey hey {said in your best fat albert impression} it's OKAY! sometimes i just have to reassure myself on the things i do!
to actually like to eat your vegetables.
i'll take a side of sweet peas with my green beans please!
{and lets be honest... with all the baking i do its a good thing too!}
to dance around in socks but pretend you're in six inch heels a la carrie bradshaw busting a move to got to be real.
to want to be forever young. but really be excited about being a senior citizen. {comfortable shoes, endless amounts of wisdom to give, naps throughout the day, straight up respect, and yeah i'll say it, all those sweet discounts!}
to at least set your alarm to wake up early but still sleep in till 2. {YO SUMMA WHHATTT UP!}
to get chills for the summer by bravo promo. {yes, i have an unhealthy love with bravo. whateves.} but come on.. kathy griffin and bethenny frankel both have shows on bravo this summer!
to get really excited about a shopping spree. at target! one stop candy shop!
to late night tweet.
to try and convince friends to go to sweet ceces every. single. day!
to yell at your bug bites. {i've got 8 on the back of my leg.. 8! someone call guinness, thats gotta be a world record!}
to use a kitchen aid mixer for the first time and be in awe. {mmkay and maybe just stare at for a bit. it is the holy grail of kitchen supplies! its the cinnamon to my muffins!}
to have more recipes bookmarked than should be legal. {but really. i need to shut food gawker down. its not good for my storage space.}
to cry during the season finale of lost.
and the cry some more.
and more.
i mean its the end of an era!
and then be a little scared when you see a reflection of yourself.
{mascara running+puffy eyes+red face= chelsea or new breakout monster in scream 4}
to overuse twitter hashtags. and to not do it correctly.
{call me the energizer bunny, i'll just keep trying and trying. #nevergiveup.}
#respect
to think if you end up even half as awesome as susan feniger {#topchefmasters} then you'll be a happy gal. {and yeah i don't wanna talk about last nights episode. cry myself to sleep}
to be pale as a freaking ghost.
oh my lanta.
pale for life son.
{its a ghost, its a cloud, no its just chelsea!}

have a rule-breaking, self-reassuring kind of day!








haha. you're so funny.
ReplyDeleteand i think it is really cool that you are so pale and yet have really dark hair/eyebrows. cool look.
You are so fun!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTotally unrelated, but I made your banana bread yesterday - fantastic hit with friends who were around for dinner. There were seconds had. Yummy! Thanks for the recipe. ox
ReplyDeleteI am SO jealous you got to use a Kitchen Aid Mixer. I lust after one of those. I dream of one day having one of my own someday
ReplyDelete1.) the KitchenAid mixer is TRULY the Holy Grail of kitchen supplies. I love love love mine. Did you get one, or just borrow?
ReplyDelete2.) don't worry. I think the whole world might have been crying during the season finale of LOST.
3.) i don't know if it'll help, but rest assured, you're way, way more tan than i am. gotta love the redheaded skin...
Haha You are awesome!
ReplyDeleteThe part about Target made me want to go there for the 5th time this week.
Maybe I'll run on my lunch break?
thank you! pretty sure i always get excited about shopping at Target... and yep, the whole world cried during the season finale of Lost. or, at least they should have.
ReplyDeleteoh and i'm whiter than the whitest white so you've got nothing to worry about.
great post chelsea! you always make me laugh!! :)
ReplyDeleteI love this! :-)
ReplyDeleteyeah for target shopping sprees. amen to that.
ReplyDeleteHaha your so cute & funny! :)
ReplyDeletewhy are you so awesome lol this too cute and it so made my day! you are wonderful!!
ReplyDeletelove this post!
ReplyDeleteis it sad that when i saw "its the end of an era" that i thought about friends? haha
and sleeping in past alarm clocks is awesome! i definitely did that this morning :)
Girl, you're too cute for words.
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun, happy post makes my Thursday glorious!
1) I love twitter
ReplyDelete2) Every time anyone says "end of an era" I think of friends when Chandler moves in with Monica and Joey talks about how it's the end of an era
3) Is your room lime green!? MINE IS TOOOOO!!!
I love twitter too, I never use hashtags I always think about it but then I never do!
ReplyDeleteI love using my moms kitchen aid mixer, its so fun!!
love the pale comment. i don't have that problem so much during the summer, but in the middle of winter--oh man. with my dark hair and pale skin amidst all those blonde, tanned (fake, obviously, this is southern UTAH not california) sorority girls in my aerobics class in the gym i swear i look like a vampire and i KNOW i stick out like a sore thumb
ReplyDeleteLoved this miss chelsea. We can be pale and while together hahaha. xo
ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteMy sister wrote "hey hey hey(speaking like Fat Albert" on my facebook wall a few weeks ago...haha
LOVE!
thank you for throwing in the "oh my lanta." can every post include it, pretty please?!?! i'm white as cool whip, too. that many bug bites should be illegal.
ReplyDeleteBravo this summer is going to magical. 'Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteHeck yes for those days! I absolutely love that song. I have ever since the Will and Grace episode where Will is shaving to that song.
ReplyDeleteThis continues to make me happy. every. time. i read it.
ReplyDelete:) :) :)
SUMMATIME!!!
you are awesome chelsea girl! target is my shopping haven, i can never walk out of there empty handed, foreals! i always yell at my bug bites as well as scratch them til they scar! and lastly, i probably need a lesson on twitter hashtags, the only one i really use is #GIVEAWAY, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThere is just too much here that I love. KitchenAid, Susan Feniger, Lost, #iloveitall
ReplyDeletea shopping trip to target is SUPER exciting!! we don't have any big department stores in san francisco, including target. so we have to take these big trips out of the city once a month to stock up. target day is easily one of my favorites! :)
ReplyDeletei cant wait for kathy griffin this summer - do you think bravo will bring back nyv prep? i sure hope so!
ReplyDeleteloved this post!! so many great little tid bits! i cried during lost and i'm okay with being pale! :)
ReplyDeleteYou are a doll!!! SO CUTE!! XO
ReplyDelete1. I sobbed during the entire series finale of Lost, especially when Sawyer and Juliette are "reawakened"!! I feel you on that one.
ReplyDelete2. Ditto on the bravo-promo thing! That channel is my new favorite one, helloooo Real Housewives of NYC hahah
So cute, and summer's upon us so all of our paleness will be taken care of very soon! Can't wait for some beach time . . .
ReplyDeletehehe!
ReplyDeletegood to know that its okay to secretly desire to be a golden oldie, so that i always get a seat on the bus!
i think staring into the wonderfulness that is a kitchen aid and book marking millions of recipes is a perfect way to spend your time! p.s.-i loved reading this!
ReplyDeleteYou're so adorable! I'm addicted to Twitter! Way beyond healthy! Sleeping in, my favorite! :).
ReplyDeleteHave a groovy evening! :)
Kitchenaid mixers rocks the house. Mine is my baby!
ReplyDeleteaww this is fun! and now im listening to got to be real
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