Tuesday, May 4, 2010

2+2=3?

my brain is mush. complete mush. oatmeal goodness complete with brown sugar and pecans mush, mind you. but still mush.

today at the store, whilst getting the tyrannosaurus rex of diet cokes, the cashier asked how i was doing today and i think i actually said "bluhhrg fhhl ppdds" note to self: don't show your face there ever again.

i may not know the log of infinity minus x if you divided it by .8th a times b to the power of the opposite of y but i do know that all this studying is causing me to:
make very questionable fashion choices. {plaid with polka dots. and a drab navy+grey combo with yellow socks. don't worry, already emailed anna wintour. she expects it to be all the rage circa fall 2011.}
day dream way too much about michael buble. {more than the norm.}
enter a stage of my life where i just don't sleep.
combated by surviving off sugar high after sugar high just to stay awake.
enter sweet tarts, pancakes, and trix cereal.
consume more diet coke than should be legally allowed. {am i single handedly supporting the soda pop industry? maybe, maybe.}
spend so much time on the computer going through power point after power point of notes that my eyes actually hurt. {i'm thinking giving-joe-paterno-a-run-for-his-money glasses after this week}

in short i can't cram another detail into my brain..
but hey its okay, all for the sake of a good grade eh?
{wish i cared about grades&gpas. i just dream about dropping it all and sailing the sea with a boat that has an oven and a fully stock cupboard!}






alright, lets be honest. its time i start kicking ass and taking names. bring it mathematics. oh wait... real housewives is on. curse you bravo!

36 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! Too much studying can't be good for you anyway..... right?? :)

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  2. You do sound like you are on the verge of kicking some serious butt! Go get 'em! And oatmeal with pecans... pecans period sound so yummy right now. Hope you have an awesome day!

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  3. your brain sure does need a break. a little r and r. hope you get some soon!

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  4. I know how you feel! My brain is turning to mush too but we can do it! Only a little bit longer!

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  5. I'm so in the same boat Chelsea! These last few weeks of school SUCK. I'm supposed to be there in an hour, yet here I am, in my pajamas, reading blogs. I may be in school later on, but I can guarantee you my brain's already reading on a lounge chair in my backyard, with dreams of lounging in the air-conditioning and watching movies all day.

    Good luck on your finals, and may they fly by FAST!

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  6. hahaha I swear your post always make me smile so hard and you know what studying is over rated lol ok maybe not be heyyy we all need a break ;) don't stress too much, you got it! <3

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  7. Haha, just had a cumulative bio exam! they are no fun at all. Hope you get to go sailing soon and can drop all of this schoolwork!

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  8. I wish I was you during finals. I turn into a HUGE ball of stress and grumpiness (very Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) and I handle everything by exercising obnoxiously and complaining to my (poor) mother. Bless her.

    WE HAVE TO HANG IN THERE!!!!!

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  9. I hatez maths! D:

    I really feel your pain, dude. Hope it starts getting better.

    Your posts always crack me up!

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  10. you can do it!! and remember... stay strong, it's worth it because WOOOHOOOOO SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE!

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  11. You can do it! Hang in there! Yikes, you've made my brain hurt!

    Shew!

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  12. really. you just described how i feel perfectly.

    YOU CAN DO IT!! {remember:diet coke loves you!}

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  13. You do it! As Dori from Finding Nemo said, "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming."

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  14. i kind of miss revising and studying.. i am aware how ridiculous this makes me sound! The delirious mushed brain is fun!
    xxx

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  15. you can do it girl! lemme know if you need anything!

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  16. haha, man bravo has all the best shows!!

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  17. oh man! reading all this totally brought back all the craziness of my finals week! but don't worry, it will all be over soon! good luck darling!

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  18. im completely understand! one of my classes is pure memorization...and what am i doing instead of studying? blogging. haha

    i left you an award over at my blog by the way!

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  19. Oh miss chelsea! I hope that all that studying doesnt comprimise your wonderfulness tooooo much haha. Its hard work but it will totally be worth it. You are most wonderful so just keep smiling. xoxo

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  20. ugh! studying...no fun! good luck! it'll all be over soon!

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  21. Im in the exact same position - lollies and coke zero are my weapons of choice. Goodluck!

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  22. Fellow Procrastinator!
    Hey, all these exams mean.. SUMMER!!!
    It's so close!!
    And the talk of mathematics reminds me of geometry.. the class i first met you!
    (and was so inspired by your style!)
    Busy busy busy days ahead.
    you can do it!

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  23. omg i went to the store today to stock up on sugar-high-inducing-writers-block-preventing goodies! this means the end is in sight though, no?

    good luck with all your tests!

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  24. I am such a procrastinator! Luckily, I presented my finals early for my two classes this semester, so this week i'm sitting back while the rest of my classmates sweat it out!
    Good luck! I'm sure you'll finish and enjoy all of the diet coke! :)

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  25. oh man, i love this post....gotta love finals week-good luck!

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  26. Just sent you an email giving you posting abilities to my blog. Can you write a blog for me on Wednesday next week? That would be awesome. Plus, it can be on absolutely anything you want to write about! Thanks!

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  27. seriously! the end of semesters is so intense. but hang in there! it'll be over soon!

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  28. Oh my goodness, my brain is feeling the same way. I'm graduating (high school!) in a few weeks, and I'm cramming. This spring is too beautiful for cramming! But oh well - we must do what we must do. =D

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  29. Hope you get to take a break from it all soon!! :)

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  30. Hhahah....I love the end of this post about mathematics..lol
    Sugar pie, I feel the same way. I'm crashing!
    Good luck!

    LOVE!

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  31. I'm super stressed about school right now. Good luck with everything!

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  32. Wow wow!!!!!……

    Easy sweetheart take a breath oh no wait thats impossible when mathematics keep knocking on your door right??????
    I understand completely trust me but one day you will miss it or not hahahaha specially is your on a boat and the blue ocean is ahead , and wonderful cool breeze is kissing your face awwwww that’s the life I say!

    Well darling take care and yes cookies are the best!!♥ specially low cal ones hahaha girls right?

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  33. Hey. But summer is RIGHT around the corner!
    Then you can bake all you want.
    ALL YOU WANT.
    mmmm.

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  34. love this random, jumbled up goodness! :) Take a break and bake, it'll help! :)

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  35. Your not alone. Just think it will be all over soon x

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