hap hap HAPPINGS!

day 3 with no a/c in my house.

on a steady diet of just popsicles.

its okay if you judge me when i say this is my forth one today.

okay i lied, its my fifth.

experimenting more with braids galore.

just braid two different parts of your hair on the left and ride side. then wrap them around the top of your head. secure it with bobby pins and hair spray like caarrrazzzzy!! and tada instant braided headband!

antiquing! more and more and more! even if i can't get anything its just so much fun to go and look at all the treasures! especially this beauty that i can only guess was the first KITCHEN AID ever! and this old school starship candy dispenser that reminds me of the one from toy story! {to infinity and beyond!}

going on really riveting tours to very classy museums.

{the louvre what? the met who??}

and when i say riveting i mean our 80 yr old tour guide, grace, read the info signs and kept repeating "isn't this crazy how old this is?" but bless her heart, i loved her!

having an all out laugh fest inside borders with katie.

i had never laughed so much in one day, truly i really don't think i have. it was the laughing where you cry and and your stomach hurts so much it was basically an ab work out! {take that bender ball method!} also we saw get him to the greek and it just was the cherry on top to the day. hysterical. and now i love russell brand!

watching to much reality tv. including but not limited to:

THE BACHELOR

and i can't help but put my two cents in.

a few random thoughts the bachelor:

i'm calling it right now.. frank goes to the end. whether or not he gets the final rose i can't tell yet. part of me wants him to not get a rose so he can marry me. because i do love him so. dear allie, you don't want frank. dear frank, you want me. looooooove chelsea. mmkay justin, we all know you are a scammer and on tv for exposure. the scene where you walked to her house was creepy. rated rrrrrr you kidding me??

okay allie, yes roberto is cute but lets be honest it won't going anywhere.. all us ladies have dreams about steamy europen men.. but he is from south carolina, this ain't no danielle steele novel. move along. {and also the whole "fall for you" comment was strange since you are trying not to fall when walking across a piece of string 60 stories high...}

jonathon-the weather man- i don't think you know this yet but you maybe don't like woman. embrace it. and every episode you manage to be more awkward than before. female version of michelle from jake's season? perhaps. hunter, tears.. i'm sorry. i cringed through that entire part. eek, but allie isn't right for you. ty obviously i'm rooting for you.. 3 cheers for tennessee!

allie's dress during the rose ceremony was cute? but very wedding dress esque. but who can concentrate on what she's wearing when all i can think is HAIR HAIR HAIR VIENNA HAIR HAIR. its awful. "allie, gentleman, final rose tonight" phew chris. so glad you are there to remind me that. i forgot i can't count.

why do i love this show so much?? ahh!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC

my friend {and fellow RHONY lover} philip and i had a giant finale party. and as i cried myself to sleep thinking about how the show was over i remembered the fact that there are 3 REUNION SHOWS! and bethenny's new show. and kathy's show. and RHONJ. its a beautiful thing.

then i ran into this at target {yeah i was there again. i'm pretty sure its turning into a weekly thing} give me a muffin, michael cera, and all these dvds and i would shout from mountain tops how happy i am.

oh and just while i was writing this the temperature rose 6 degrees. its now at a steaming 90 degrees. inside my house. i would cry except for the fact that i've been sweating so much i've probably lost about half my body weight! the glass is always half full!

now that the world's most random blog post is over i wish you a simply wonderful and delightful day!