sometimes i think about how the world would be like if i was president. before the world it combusted due to the fact that i abandoned all politics and spent my days baking muffins and other sweet treats trying to accomplish world peace. before i encouraged everyone to abandon all responsibilities and go on a picnic at the park. maybe i could do some good. {or maybe they'd call in obama ten minutes after i walk into the white house}
friends, sex&thecity, and arrested development would be forced to come back to tv and never ever stop.
i would pull a bp but, but i'd spill happiness everywhere.
i would declare myself queen. complete with a tiara and cape. {people would become afraid of me getting too much power. but i'd just give them a balloon and abolish all laws that dealt with impeachment.}
everyday will be a holiday. national muffin day. michael cera day. pull a george bush color coded system
cars would become obsolete. {kind of an eff you to bp and toyota!} and hot air balloons will be the new mode of transportation!
all the telephone poles and wires will have bunting across them! making the world beautiful one colorful fabric triangle at a time!
after that decision, people would be cheering and there would be parades. and then i would be in control of all reality television! 24/7 marathon of old bachelors? i think yes. i think a specific channel dedicated to that. a BACHELOR{ETTE} CHANNEL!!! but i would co own bravo with andy cohen.
i would appoint justin "the biebs" bieber the secretary of defense. he could sing sweet nothings all day long to our enemies. and no one would want fight after a special performance of baby. {complete with a basket of kittens.. HELLO WORLD PEACE!}
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if i were president then i would tell you to run to the hills for cover. cause you gotta wonder how the french toast did that happen!
what would you do if you were president?!
Chelsea for President!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun place. Muffins all day long?
Sign me up for this magical world!
I vote for muffins. sounds like fun.
ReplyDeletehaha I would totally vote for you!!!
ReplyDeletei always say im gonna change the world one cupcake (muffin) at a time!
ReplyDeletei have to say you may be on to something.... i'd vote for you in a heartbeat!
bahah! i would vote for you as well! and ps. i listened to justin bieber for the first time just now, with the link you had in your text. and i love him. he's so damn cute! thanks for sharing!!!
ReplyDeleteah so funny! I think you would make a great president Chelsea.
ReplyDeleteHey girl!! Thanks for the kind post!!! And I totally concur on the hot air balloon transportation!! And if I were president.... I'd declare life be like a musical... everyone bust out into song and dance to express their thoughts/feelings/emotions etc.... :D
ReplyDeleteI would definitely vote for you. This sounds amazing! I love the hot air balloon transportation. :]
ReplyDeleteHaha, I definitely vote for Friends and Sex & the City coming back to TV!! And for hot air balloons as the main mode of transportation...genius!
ReplyDeletehahaha I would love you to be president! you are too amazing!!! ox
ReplyDeleteYES! I love it! You have to run now! I would totally vote for you. :)
ReplyDeletethis post makes me so happy! i'm going to have to really think about my answers, although right off the top of my head, i would outlaw the philadelphia flyers + pour half of our military budget into education + arts.
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xo Alison
ohmygod. this is so hilarious. you need to frame that picture and hang it in your room.
ReplyDeletep.s. do you start at kendall this fall??
Figure out some way to perpetually have Daylight Savings, but only the Fall back part. No more Spring forward damnit! Also perhaps make Mondays free pastry day. Who wouldn't be in a better mood on Monday with a free pastry?!
ReplyDeletewho is justin beiber?!?! and i totally support your abolishment of cars. i love living in a city where i don't need one!
ReplyDeletehahaha i'd vote for you
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA....I would definitely vote for muffins!
ReplyDeleteI love how you say Bieber sings sweet nothings. I think so too. lol.
You rule, man!
LOVE!
I'd vote for you any day! I'd pretty much do the same things you listed...everyone could use more muffins in their days :D
ReplyDeleteI'd be your campaign manager if you would bake deliciousness for me everyday...but you'd also have to figure out a way to keep the calories and carbs away...no one wants a chubby campaign manager.
ReplyDeletechelsea dear i would pay big BIG money [when i marry my hawt rich husband of course] to see you as president.
ReplyDeletei'd make chocolate a vegetable.
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you've got my vote, lady!
ReplyDeleteIf i were president i would ban bieber to a place far far away from me... is space travel possible yet? i would send him up there somewhere :)
ReplyDeleteLOL It would be awsome if you were president! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what I would do...I would deffo enjoy the food though >_< nomnom.
xoxox
all of these would make america much better as an entire nation. you definitely have my vote. as long as you can guarantee that danielle and kelly will leave the housewives FOR SURE!
ReplyDeletenational muffin day and hot air balloons everywhere?!
ReplyDeletewhy are you not already president? :)
I love the spilling of happiness idea. National muffin day would be awesome!
ReplyDeletelove it love it! I would totally vote for you!
ReplyDeletetv would be soo awesome and there would be no world hunger or unemployment, because everyone would be employed to bake for each other :)
PS idk where you live, but this week at Mimi's cafe is muffin week. I am stocking up fo sho.